Ha-hah! You clicked here because you thought you would get free stuff, eh?
Well you can’t because I don’t have either of those things. And I don’t know is the answer to the question you are asking (“Why is the rum gone?”). Suffice to say, I wanted to draw you in and then cocoon you in my weblog to read this post. I promise you’ll be released as soon as you’ve finished reading.
What I did want to do, however, is ask for recommendations…
